capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
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Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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