she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
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I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
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You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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