Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
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our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
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The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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