Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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