thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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