On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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