I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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