I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
