Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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