We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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