He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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