:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
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I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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