my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
17 year olds will be the death of me.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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