my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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