He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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