his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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