i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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