Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
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It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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