question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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