i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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