yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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