i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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