after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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