I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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