What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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