There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
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SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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