You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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