i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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