Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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