I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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