Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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