Christians are straight up FREAKS
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
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Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
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She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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