he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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