Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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