Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
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