Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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