i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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