I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
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You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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