so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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