I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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