Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Randomize
