super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
God, I missed his penis.
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