grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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