Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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