The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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