I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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