We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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