IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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