hotel room ftw
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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