Pass out mid-funnel last night.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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