i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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