But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
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I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday