I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
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hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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