Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
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We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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