sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I believe in your delicious
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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