Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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